Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
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I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
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My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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