how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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