What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
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So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
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I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
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