it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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