Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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