did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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