I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
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I swear to god he's a one man village people.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
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Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
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