if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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