My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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