What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
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I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
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PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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