we have officially lost it.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
