I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
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Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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