in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
