69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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