I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
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if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
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Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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