He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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