Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
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He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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