Bisexual people are plain selfish.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Brb crying the tears of my youth
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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