Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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