I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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