so explain again why im purple
no
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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