My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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