Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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