dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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