can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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