There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
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Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
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I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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