he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
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Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
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He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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