totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
tell me about the fingering
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