i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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