Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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