The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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