I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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