Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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