I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
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i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
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Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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