I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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