Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
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He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
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Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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