you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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