if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i will never coherently bang her
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I just want to make out with him forever
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Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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