i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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