Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
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Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
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He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
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I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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