Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I don't deserve a penis
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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