there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
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Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
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Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
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he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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