cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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