ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
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Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
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LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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