Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
We need to rekindle our bromance
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
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He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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