I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
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just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
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I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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