Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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