i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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