But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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