i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
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I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
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My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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