Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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