awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
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Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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