i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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