I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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