I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
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Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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