btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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