Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I have feelings that need drinking.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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